Whoa hi, hey guys. Welcome back! We're struggling with the first Monday after our long holiday weekend, but then we remembered we haven't done a caption contest this month yet! So here, without further ado, is the last caption contest of 2015:
You know the rules; you love the rules, but here they are again:
- Leave your funniest clean caption to the photo in the comments section below. We reserve the right to delete captions that we deem inappropriate. We’re not too stingy, but try to keep it moderately PG-13.
- Captions submitted any other way besides in the comment section will not be accepted! That means do not use the feedback form, though you may really, really want to.
- Captions will be accepted from the moment this post goes live until Friday, January 1 at 10 a.m. Mountain Time.
- A crack team of humor experts will pick the winner and we will announce it shortly thereafter.
The winner of this gladiator battle of wits will go home with a shiny new SparkFun Stepoko motor driver board! Now get to it!
When Hairy met Sally
Zoidberg tries to get frisky while the gang hides from Santa Bot.
This is why you never eat seafood in Colorado
We may not have many rules at Sparkfun, but the Claws Claus Clause was created for a reason.
Cousin Itt's face crabs turn his girlfriend off worse than Nick Poole's implant video.
When seafood goes bad...
Confucius says, "Man with crabs will not get girl!"
I'm too sexy for my crabs, too sexy for my crabs, so sexy it.......Hey, where are you going?
sha la la la la la don't be scared, you got the mood prepared go on an kiss de girl
...and this is why we can't have secret santa at sparkfun.
"Stop trying to hit me, and hit me."
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That's a Fishburne, not a crabburne
Lorentz Fishburne? That guy can sure tuna railgun.
Look upon the traditional dance of my people: The Crab People.
He who introduces the most bugs to the production system wears the mask of shame.
I'm Santa-Claws!
I suggest a new strategy, Let the Wookiee win.
I suppose this mask will work in a pinch
Doctor Zoidberg was largely ignored at his new job.
And then the iconoclasts attempted to add the hairy crab dance to the Festivus celebration. The heretics were rejected by the women. Unable to breed, they died out and orthodoxy prevailed.
I might not be a true decapod, but, look, I've got all ten fingers!
I'm telling you... One Christmas, I got a laptop that was T-H-I-S big!
HR has a claws for this in the employee handbook
No, we said you had to modify your "WHERE CLAUSE"... not that you had to wear claws.
Santa Claus visits Sparkfun in an attempt to defend his title as maker of most exciting Christmas gifts..
"Um, yeah, I'm dreaming of a white Christmas too." (Looks around for friends)
In an attempt to compete with Google Cardboard, Sparkfun demonstrates its new VR Crab?
Why no pinch? Maybe little pinch?
So, you come here often?
Excuse me, madam-- which way to the Spark du Soleil tryouts?
Crab-Tivating
Why not Sparkfun?
Early rejected Facehugger scene from Alien.
Figure 1.3 "If the direction of travel to the exit or exit discharge is not immediately apparent, signs must be posted along the exit access indicating the direction of travel to the nearest exit." 1910.37(b)(4)
This is what we call "A crabby way to get outta the box." Better luck next year.
Finally, a starring role in this month's caption contest. Time to update my SFE resume...
But... That Nick Poole said I looked great
"Will this costume do in a pinch..?"
Any B52 Fans here? Rock, Rock, Rock Lobster!!
Look I'm a crab this year! Come on - give me a smile!
So... Do you go on dates with crabby guys?
Oh, brother... two more days of this before I can take a break from the office.
"Creative types" are always fun around the holidays!
It's Christmas... Why so crabby?
The versatile "SFE Red Box" rears it's ugly head
Sparkfun boxes are all regular cardboard color until we boil 'em. Smells terrible and the screams? I REALLY wish they wouldn't scream.
Too much "nog" not enough "egg" this holiday season?
As Neo was trying to get agent Smith to re engage there was a ripple in the Matrix. "Mr. Anderson.....I am going to enjoy watching you boil!"
Mortal Krab-bat
This is not a Maine Lobster....
Finding a date for the SparkFun holiday party - You're doing it wrong
Huh, I don't recall a crab in the Nutcracker ballet.
..."As can be clearly noted from the following image, the claws of the Christmas crabs are purely ornamental and are used during their festive dance in hopes to attract mates."
Left in their natural habitat, the males of the species develop ever more intricate mating rituals.
Starts singing the Safety Dance Song: "We can dance if you wa..." Normal voice: "Okay, well I guess you're no friend of mine then!"
Once again, Matt tried to impress Alice with his Crab-Fu, and was rejected.
I challenge you to Claw-Plach!
My pants are so tight I'm seeing crabs.
How the Pinch stole Christmas
"Wait! I've got a better plan To catch this big red lobster man Let's pop him in a boiling pot And when he's done we'll butter him up!"
Kidnap the Sandy Claws! (The nightmare before Christmas)
[ If it has to be an original comment then might I suggest: "Ladies, hope you're not allergic to shellfish!". ]
Bruce Lee ain't no cooler than Crabby on Christmas Eve. Will ya merry me?
Yes, I'm aware Christmas Island is famous for its red crabs but you still lose the charades contest and my heart.
En Garde Santa Claws!
working at Sparkfun tends to make you a little crabby around the holidays.
You should have told me to watch out for crabs!
Ta-dah! It's maj-gee-ca!
Try as they might they did not blend in with the card board cut out.
I'm gonna need to Sparkfun the heck outta this!
"Sparkfun is still hard at work testing out the new crab virtutal reality project. with crab VR even YOU can see what it is like to be a crab."
HE is the Borg....
Roxanne to Cyrano : How obvious it is now--the gift you gave him. All those breakout boards, they were you... All those beautiful Actobotics parts, they were you!...
"Ta-da! Recursive Claus!" - The day the SparkFun marketing team proposed "Recursive Claus" as the new holiday mascot.
Why not imitation Zoidberg?
"I'm a little Sparkpot, short and stout; here is my handle, here is my spout..." :p
Fiddler crab mating stance...FAIL!
This, ladies and gentlemen, is why Boxing Day and Eggnog do not mix well.
Krabby Patty anyone?
Hey baby, let me Spark some Fun into your life.
My Christmas gift to you - Yoga lessons! This is Engineer 1. I'll need a soldering iron for Engineer 2...
Why always the fighting? It's xmas .... whoop whoop whoop whoop
Santa crab ninja assuming defensive posture.
あなたのカンフーが弱いです。それは私の炎スタイルには一致していません！
subtitle:"Your Kungfu is weak. It is no match for my Flame Style!!!"
I am Flampus!!! I punish those who write bad code over Christmas!!!
Just ignore them and they'll go away.